Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Fertility humor

An older couple who is having difficulty conceiving visits the fertility center. As usual, the doctor advises that they should first check the husband's sperm. The husband is given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the doctor’s office with an empty jar.

“What happened?” says the doc.

“Well,” the man starts, “I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left — nothing. Then she tried her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, still nothing. We even called in Arlene, the lady next door, but still nothing.”

The doctor blurts out, “You asked your neighbor?”

“Yep. No matter what we tried, we couldn’t get that damn jar open.”

It doesn't have to be all serious when it comes to fertility treatment, does it?